Hollister

Feb 18, 2005

Oo LaLa

GAMBLING TOMORROW!!!!! MYSTIC LAKES ALL THE WAY!!!! I'm rather excited lol can ya tell?!? Lets go lose some money! 20$ in a nickle slot for the whole night sounds good lol. Business can wait til Sunday yup! I was going with my sisters but now my friends are going so I'm staying with them Saturday. Tay tay my dearest, if you hog the bed i am going to smother your goofy ass. Love love love love.

My laundry obsession and I have been washing and drying and folding all day. Gusto my little turd has been rather good today! We're gonna have to go get some candy or something of the sort.

I so hate consequences..

C-dawger and I are going to kareokee tonight after i get off work at 8. He's got a speshul song for me. Oo LaLa. I am excited for us to make asses of ourselves. You should come watch folks!

Here, here I am again
And I'm starin at these same four walls
Alone again
And now, all the colors blend
And I'm growing numb
And I've become this empty page
Hold on, its tragic
Stumbling through all this static

K anyway..this blog totally sucks really hardcore soooooo it looks like i am going to go shake my bon bon.

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Jan 30, 2005

Its me and the moon

Gosh last night was so INSANE!!! 2 or 3 hours of sleep and running strong! I have made so many beds today though that it is unreal, and I SLEPT ON THE FLOOR EVEN! But its cool, because I am the flippy cup queen....mostly because I rock i would say. Yes, this is true. Sticky floor.

Jupiter shines so bright when you're around.<3<3<3

You know, some days my lucky rocketship underpants don't help.

So yeah, Joe thanks for writing on me. "Joe was here" *arrow up*(use your imagination) on my shin. I am pretty sure it isnt coming off lol. I scrubbed. Now it just looks like i have mold and letters lol because it smudged. Yeah Joe! Thanks a lot! ;D

It's me and the moon she says and I've got no trouble with that. I am a butterfly, but you wouldn't let me die. It's me and the moon.

Gosh I am in the lovey dovey mood today. Geez Holly! Snap out of it!

"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."

I set out on a narrow way many years ago
Hoping I would find true love along the broken road
But I got lost a time or two
Wiped my brow and kept pushing through
I couldn't see how every sign pointed straight to you
Every long lost dream led me to where you are
Others who broke my heart they were like northern stars
Pointing me on my way into your loving arms
This much I know is true
That God blessed the broken road
That led me straight to you

I think about the years I spent just passing through
I'd like to have the time I lost and give it back to you
But you just smile and take my hand
You've been there you understand
It's all part of a grander plan that is coming true

Every long lost dream led me to where you are
Others who broke my heart they were like northern stars
Pointing me on my way into your loving arms
This much I know is true
That God blessed the broken road
That led me straight to you

Now I'm just rolling home
Into my lover's arms
This much I know is true
That God blessed the broken road
That led me straight to you

That God blessed the broken road
That led me straight to you.
--clearly the best song ever. :D

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Jan 21, 2005

What a happy inauguration day!!!

So i totally think that George "Dubya" Bush is a ass monkey moron but happy inauguration day all the same...next time try to spend those millions of dollars on all those parties and shit on something of actual benefit to someone who needs it, like the Tsunami victims and such. K, that was my moment of bitching...moving on. Oh wait, if you like GWB, I do not care.

So this weekend, I met a guy in the hotel elevator who had to swipe his card to get to his floor. So i shot the shit with him and i was like oooh the fancy suites must be on the 8th floor huh!?! and he was like no i live here 4 days a week. Durn it! I wanted to shake that mans hand because I have never met anyone that lives in a hotel before. He's my new hero.

Important question:: Why are grocery carts made with one wheel that has a mind of its own and runs all inverted and cockeyed at the other 3? I am just dying to know.

Oh yes, also at the hotel this weekend...a Pheasents Forever banquet deal. It was crazyyy. Like when i think of pheasants forever i think of hunter type of guys and i dont see those guys staying at a Hilton lol I see them staying at a super 8. I was definately wrong though. There were people for that everywhere. It was kinda cute though, because some of the guys wore camoflauge or that bright orange hunting gear. Hunny, like you're really going to hunt in downtown Omaha. I enjoyed it.

I dont know how to tell you this, but I am sort of a big deal. People know me.

Does anybody remember that bubble gum flavored medicine from when we were little? I LOVE THAT STUFF!! I think i tried to get sick so that I could get it a couple times, and when my brothers or sisters had it i'd always try to get the lid off so i could have some too. Problem:: Child locks are a bitch to get off when you dont know how to run them.

Tonight I had class at 6:30. Yeah. Pretty sure that it is supposed to last until 9:30 but we got out at 7:30. My teacher is soooo paranoid about bad weather. Some lady must have found the only piece of shoe size ice on the side walk and turfed it which lead my prof. to think that it was a damn blizzard. Needless to say, 7:30 was money.

Oh another important question:: What would you do if you knew you couldnt fail?? I dont really care what your answer is, so dont expect me to be like oh wow! really!?! I just thought it might have been kinda interesting to ponder.

"When did your eyes begin to look so fake? I hope you're as happy as you're pretending to be..."--Dashboard Confessionals

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Jan 10, 2005

Spunk, Spooge, Spoof, and Semen

They parallel parked my car in a garage. Ohh man! whooo does that?!? Like 2 hours later i got it out but it really sucked because I dont even know how to parallel park, let alone get my ass outta there...boys boys boys...payback's a biatch.

Round 2 for the Non-dunkers swimming lessons. 6 kids this time. Half and half. Tres chicos Tres chicas. Two of the girls names are Emma! How crazy is that...and the other is Elizabeth but my gosh! All E's! There is only one cute one though..outta the whole group, and thats the little Emma, because she is adorable. But oooh golly! This little boy Kyle, he is fugly. I dont know if its right to say that about a 4 year old but he is. Like his head is as big as the rest of his body...and he has a ginormous forehead. His little brother is even uglier. Its crazy. But Katie and I went off of the diving board after lessons and that was a great time.

"I'll give you a million dollars if you dont say anything for a month" "I'll eat your head"

Fupa and Jerbo were at the gym today. Made me happy. <3 my beefcakes lol. Except they're really not that great looking, at least i dont think so, i'd say average. Like Fupa ( I dont even know his real name but the fupa is a long stor, anyway...) he is the type of guy that if i were 30 and single and at the bar, and he was there, i might wanna take him home. and Jerbo is just a nice guy thats got a nice body, but only a cute face. Leave it to me to do the analyzing ladies.

Watched Napoleon Dynamite last night. It was incredibly stupid, but i laughed and will definately watch it again.

I downed 2 kiwi-starberry propel fitness waters like it was my job.

Dano's couch is full of spunk...so is the wall. Room raiders beware.

I found this big block of post it notes that say i love golf down the side when they are all together...my question is...how stupid is that going to look when you get halfway through the I and the <3.

EAT YOUR GRAPEFRUIT!!

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Jan 1, 2005

Animal House

holy moses! it's been a while. lots of updates. where to begin oh my...

My sister Missy is PREGNANT!! So we're working on niece/nephew #3 right now. And my oldest brother is getting MARRIED!! And I get to be in the wedding. They were planning march but that got shot to shit for some reason so now its October. Bumpin it up a little. But hey! I get to be a bridesmaid! Now lets hope the dresses arent fugly, because i might have to fake sick if they are nasty.

Golly I almost forgot!!!! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!! Lions, tigers, 2005! Oh my!

Bought Animal House yesterday. I'm pretty excited about that. I havent seen it since i was like 13...honestly. Last time I watched it it was my brother's frosh. year of college...so i may have even been younger than that. Geezers, what would i do without my big brothers!

So yesterday, I awakened from my slumber at like 5 30 because I had to open the gym at 6. Then i went home for like an hour and went back to do swimming lessons at 11ish. and then i went home showered, did errands, and got ready to work at like 4 30ish. And i didnt get home til like 1 AM. So it was a crazy day/night last night. I slept til 1 today and now i have to go back to work in like an hour and a half. WOOT!

Speaking of work...we're going to make Banger some sort of special contraption for his special drinks...we just havent figured it out yet. It will happen.

Anywho, heres a story for you. Yesterday I was trying to put lights in the light fixture above the steps so i could actually see where the hell i am going when i want to go into the basement and i got 2 in no problem and then the third one sparked and buzzed ans spazzed out on me hardcore and made popping sounds and smoked. So i was like OOOH SHIT! almost fell down the stairs and all. Turned it off and it was sooooo stinky. So my mom went spastic and we called the electrician guy. The fact of the matter is, that when we were unscrewing the lightbulb the first time, the metal bottom of it came off. So when i screwed the new one in the metal things went crazy and tried to kill eachother (or something of the sort). So the guy just took the old metal thing out and screwed a new light bulb in. But at least I can say I almost burned the house down. So here's the punch line...How many italians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2 and an electrician.

Oh news news news! Brandon and Alicia are ENGAGED!! What is up with everybody getting married!?!?!?!??!?! I mean Chriiiist. First its Jerbo and Steph, and now its Brandon and Alicia, and I heard some other people too but I dont really know them wonderful, they were just in my class. But yeah...I thought Brandon just liked Alicia because she was easy, aparently not. The woman has got an STD thing that I cant spell though, or so I've heard. Who knows, marry the girl, infect yourself! lol

IOWA BEAT LSU! PFFFT! Like there was a doubt...of course Iowa is better!

k I think thats enough of me for one day! adios!

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Dec 15, 2004

are you a lesbian?

Saturday was a RIOT!! Good ol' Bullet Proof Davey doing shots like it was his birthday! Tuh! It was his birthday! lol Like all male stripperish and stuff rawr lol Dav-o please put it back on k? thanks. Anywho, when 12:08 came around Bulletproof Davey managed to pass himself out in the main bathroom. Lay in his yackage, and the like. We called the hospital and they were SOOO nosey....who is it? how old is he? how much did he drink? YEAHHH! Do you want his shoe size too lady? Oh just monitor him...after all that...some answer we get! Stupidface woke me up in the morning though. Still drunk lol. And he jumped on us with his pukey shirt. ewww! And then he was pissed that nobody really fucked with him when he was all wasted and passed out. He's all nobody drew on my face or cut my hair!! I was like Davey we called the hospital, we couldnt really take you up there with a dick drawn on your face. I think he laughed for a half hour.

"Calling it dried plum juice instead of prune juice dose NOT make it taste any better!!"

Everyone has started using stupid new sayings. Here are some. Joe's is "oooh..Mikey likey!" Skeet "Not this kid" Laura Lynn "Dont worry bout dave!" Morgan "Thats ballzy!" Ok..that was retarded...I'll stop now.

"Are you a lesbian" "noo?!?!" "I didnt mean to offend you, I just picked up on a little bit of that lesbian vibe"

CLASSES OFFICIALLY DONE!! WOOOP! WOOP!!

I saved a little boys life at work the other day. He hit his mouth on the poolside and bit through his bottom lip...I helped. Ice pack and all. Good to be somebody's hero.

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Dec 10, 2004

You and me baby, how bout it...

So today was fucking INSANE!!! Here's my story: My little Guisseppe decided that it would be cool to stick a bead up his nose at preschool. And so yeah, nobody could get the bead out. This afternoon we went to the ER to get a doctor to take it out. I kinda felt bad though, because it was sooo cute that it was impossible to be mad at him. My kids are going to get away with sooo much lol I can see it now.

I have compiled a list of things that i need to acomplish this winter:play in the snow, look at christmas lights, have a snow fight, drink hot chocolate with candy canes (because I've never tried that, but maybe peppermint schapps can substitute :D because that is dammnn good), go ice skating (if i have to freeze over my driveway with the hose...it'll happen), make christmas cookies, sing Santa Baby to Fuzz and Banger at work lol, have a cartoon and animated Grinch marathon maybe with a little old skool Rudolph, go sledding, make a snowman OR perhaps a snow family..huh huh? niiice, drink a whole glass of egg nog (to make Colin proud!<3 because egg nog SUCKS!)

Dunno what has come over me but i am in a ginormous Christmas mood!!!! Buon Natale!!

Now here is a story for you. It goes like this: Fuck you Jerbo! Some roomie to be he turned out to be. Engaged to psycho-whore Steph after dating her for 3 months. Thats all I have to say about that. Enjoy spending all your money on her ridiculous shit! o:D

So in the words of my crazy ASHLEYYYY!!! Here are some words of wisdome "When I grow up and have kids, if we live in a city/town that has a ding-ding man, i'm going to make sure that we have a ding-ding man jar. That way, when the ding-ding is heard, they can quick go to the jar and grab a couple dollars and run after the ding-ding man. I LOOOVE the ding-ding man. and i love watching little kids run after it and how happy it makes them. So, that's definately going down if there's a ding-ding man." So lets all hear it for the ding ding man!!

Let the Holly begin...

So I bought a shirt today. To go with my AUTHENTIC Country Store hat (because I took it from the station when I was with my nonno lol..) and so i bought a white shirt that has some country store blue...i dunno but its pimp. Anyway thats not the point. When I was paying they were all do you need this gift wrapped? and i was like nope! because it was fo me. And when they were putting it in the bag i was like geesh..i wish i woulda gotten that gift wrapped because its not everyday that they ask you if you want something gift wrapped. Probably because not everyday is in the christmas season...but you know what. I shoulda got it gift wrapped. Maybe i'll return it, rebuy it, and then ask for a gift wrap. Except i wore it tonight so that might make issues...hmm.

I need a snorkel and flippers to wear in my big ass bathtub. Someone get on that.

Somehow this just popped into my head. But back around our good old school consolidation 4th grade days the word of the time was "Fuckernoodle" and it still makes me giggle. Laura Lynn thank you for that beautiful word. Gosh, when you were in 4th grade you were sooooo tough. <3 4th grade<3 Especially when Sparky's mom was my teach lol!! MARY JANE!!!!!!!!!!

After all, what are we but our memories...

So since I am in the christmas spirit. Here you go: Natale con i tuoi, Pasqua con chi vuoi! My mom-bot threw that one at me tonight when i suggested we just have a big ass shin dig for christmas. (means: Christmas with your family, Easter with whoever you want)

You and me baby, how bout it?!?!...

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Nov 24, 2004

HMMM GO BONO

I think Bono is the craziest and most sane person around these days. No that wasn't a typo. I can appreciate me some Bono. Nothin but love.

So my heater was broken. My house was absolutely fricken freezing!!!! Slept in sweats, coats, and blankets (although the coat didnt really work out). And then I had to get up at 8 to wait for the heater fixer upper guy and he didnt come til 10. His name was Monte. When he fixed it i just about romped him i was so happy. I resisted that urge.

I have figured out the sole thing that i hate more than anything ever. When my mommy comes in while i am sleeping and talks to me til i wake up and then proceeds to leave my door open, her bedroom door open, and her bathroom door open and starts drying her hair. Okay...obviously I dont want to listen to you blowdry your hair!!!!!SHUT THE DAMN DOORS!!!!!! So sense i was particularly freezing this morning, and my mom decided to pull this little stunt I got up and yelled at her. Very ferociously I might add. And i was like IF YOU ARE GOING TO WAKE ME UP AND BLOWDRY YOUR HAIR WITH EVERY DOOR OPEN AT LEAST MAKE ME BREAKFAST FIRST!!!! She didnt like that to much. Told me to go back to sleep cuz i was crabby when obviously i cant go back to sleep because shes got the damn hair dryer on. Stupid people.

So i've went to a catholic school all my life. Here is a thought. Catholics have the best sex. Guilt, shame and uniforms. We win! That's the hottest sex you'll ever have!!!

Put 2 disks in the drive today. Bad news bears. sounded like my tower was having a heart attack. We operated and all is good.

Bobwehadababy Itsaboy
Fivepoundsnineounces Momisdoingfine
^^^does anybody else remember that?^^

okay i am out like a fat kid in dodgeball (carolyne tells me that at the gym EVERYDAY i work with her. the first time it was partially funny, but now she sometimes says it 2 times a day and its stupid. BTW Carolyne...you are fat, and if we played dodgeball, you'd be out!)

NOTHIN BUT LOVE!!!!<3<3

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Nov 15, 2004

Hot Apple Pie mmm

Attention Drivers: Aparently there are a lot of people either are retarded of or completely ignore the passing on the left rule. I'm here to remind you that the left lane on a highway is FOR PASSING ONLY. That means that if you're going at a slower or same speed as me, you are in the wrong lane. So scoot your car over so i can pass your ass!! K thanks.

whhhoooa black betty!!!!!blam buhlam!!

To relieve the post passing stress. I am going to recommend a drink. why? because its my job and i can (and its a completely rockin drink dammit!) So here goes:
Hot Apple Pie
1/2 shot Bailey's Irish Creme
1/2 shot goldschlager
dash of cinnamon (unless you really hate cinnamon, but i recommend it!)

k so put the bailey's and goldschlager in first, and mixer with a toothpick. Sprinkle a little cinnamon on top and light the shit on fire. Let it burn a couple seconds and then blow it out...lightly!! Spilling it would be alcohol abuse. Drink up!!

Deep inside my very being there is a little gay guy running around that loves the show What Not To Wear. Those people dress soooo horribly and then make this hardcore metamorphis (biiiig word) into fashion and class. I dig it! Definately satisfying. Plus, Stacey and Clint are so blunt, ya cant help but love um!

I'm the only person i know whoooo....can get pulled over, breathalized twice, hit a deer, and not get a ticket. Rock the casba baby!!! RIP Bambie...6 deers down, millions to go.

DONT PUSH THE RED BUTTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Nov 8, 2004

WATERRR

Its official. My common sense is a zero. They need classes for that! Okay so here is the deal steal. This morning Gus and I were like ooh waffles! So there are 2 boxes and I opened one and there was dots all over them. So i threw them away because I thought that they were moldy. Gus was like "I DONT WANT THESE WAFFLES! I WANT BLUEBERRY WAFFLES!" Yeah...plain as day says blueberry on the box. *head down tail between the legs*

Cheddar Ritz Chips are really good....not to chippy, and not to crackery..just right in the middle of a happy medium!

So my next project at the studio is working with an ALL MALE dance team. How excited am I?!?!!? And I made sure they're not skinny little reject boy dancers, aparently some are pretty cute. So message I am sending:: BOYS I AM SOOOO SINGLE!!!! AND I LIKE TO THINK I'M A GOOD KISSER TOO! k...no I'm not that desperate. But a girl can get excited.

TIMMATAYO IS COMIN HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ah me so excited!!!!!!!! That means I have someone to take me to eat turkey!! yay tumor!!

We are spring breakin to AZ again so if you are a friend and wanna go...lemme know! Tix are cheap right now!! We'll pimp the minivan lol

I <3 Aquafina!!

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