Speaking of work...we're going to make Banger some sort of special contraption for his special drinks...we just havent figured it out yet.  It will happen.

Anywho, heres a story for you.  Yesterday I was trying to put lights in the light fixture above the steps so i could actually see where the hell i am going when i want to go into the basement and i got 2 in no problem and then the third one sparked and buzzed ans spazzed out on me hardcore and made popping sounds and smoked.  So i was like OOOH SHIT! almost fell down the stairs and all.  Turned it off and it was sooooo stinky.  So my mom went spastic and we called the electrician guy.  The fact of the matter is, that when we were unscrewing the lightbulb the first time, the metal bottom of it came off.  So when i screwed the new one in the metal things went crazy and tried to kill eachother (or something of the sort).  So the guy just took the old metal thing out and screwed a new light bulb in.  But at least I can say I almost burned the house down.  So here's the punch line...How many italians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?  2 and an electrician.