Spunk, Spooge, Spoof, and Semen
They parallel parked my car in a garage. Ohh man! whooo does that?!? Like 2 hours later i got it out but it really sucked because I dont even know how to parallel park, let alone get my ass outta there...boys boys boys...payback's a biatch.
Round 2 for the Non-dunkers swimming lessons. 6 kids this time. Half and half. Tres chicos Tres chicas. Two of the girls names are Emma! How crazy is that...and the other is Elizabeth but my gosh! All E's! There is only one cute one though..outta the whole group, and thats the little Emma, because she is adorable. But oooh golly! This little boy Kyle, he is fugly. I dont know if its right to say that about a 4 year old but he is. Like his head is as big as the rest of his body...and he has a ginormous forehead. His little brother is even uglier. Its crazy. But Katie and I went off of the diving board after lessons and that was a great time.
"I'll give you a million dollars if you dont say anything for a month" "I'll eat your head"
Fupa and Jerbo were at the gym today. Made me happy. <3 my beefcakes lol. Except they're really not that great looking, at least i dont think so, i'd say average. Like Fupa ( I dont even know his real name but the fupa is a long stor, anyway...) he is the type of guy that if i were 30 and single and at the bar, and he was there, i might wanna take him home. and Jerbo is just a nice guy thats got a nice body, but only a cute face. Leave it to me to do the analyzing ladies.
Watched Napoleon Dynamite last night. It was incredibly stupid, but i laughed and will definately watch it again.
I downed 2 kiwi-starberry propel fitness waters like it was my job.
Dano's couch is full of spunk...so is the wall. Room raiders beware.
I found this big block of post it notes that say i love golf down the side when they are all together...my question is...how stupid is that going to look when you get halfway through the I and the <3.
EAT YOUR GRAPEFRUIT!!
Posted at 11:03 pm by Hollister