Attention Drivers: Aparently there are a lot of people either are retarded of or completely ignore the passing on the left rule.  I'm here to remind you that the left lane on a highway is FOR PASSING ONLY. That means that if you're going at a slower or same speed as me, you are in the wrong lane.  So scoot your car over so i can pass your ass!! K thanks.

whhhoooa black betty!!!!!blam buhlam!!

To relieve the post passing stress.  I am going to recommend a drink.  why? because its my job and i can (and its a completely rockin drink dammit!) So here goes: 
Hot Apple Pie
1/2 shot Bailey's Irish Creme
1/2 shot goldschlager
dash of cinnamon (unless you really hate cinnamon, but i recommend it!)

k so put the bailey's and goldschlager in first, and mixer with a toothpick.  Sprinkle a little cinnamon on top and light the shit on fire.  Let it burn a couple seconds and then blow it out...lightly!! Spilling it would be alcohol abuse.  Drink up!!

Deep inside my very being there is a little gay guy running around that loves the show What Not To Wear.  Those people dress soooo horribly and then make this hardcore metamorphis (biiiig word) into fashion and class.  I dig it!  Definately satisfying.  Plus, Stacey and Clint are so blunt, ya cant help but love um!

I'm the only person i know whoooo....can get pulled over, breathalized twice, hit a deer, and not get a ticket.  Rock the casba baby!!! RIP Bambie...6 deers down, millions to go.