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So today was fucking INSANE!!! Here's my story: My little Guisseppe decided that it would be cool to stick a bead up his nose at preschool. And so yeah, nobody could get the bead out. This afternoon we went to the ER to get a doctor to take it out. I kinda felt bad though, because it was sooo cute that it was impossible to be mad at him. My kids are going to get away with sooo much lol I can see it now.

I have compiled a list of things that i need to acomplish this winter:play in the snow, look at christmas lights, have a snow fight, drink hot chocolate with candy canes (because I've never tried that, but maybe peppermint schapps can substitute :D because that is dammnn good), go ice skating (if i have to freeze over my driveway with the hose...it'll happen), make christmas cookies, sing Santa Baby to Fuzz and Banger at work lol, have a cartoon and animated Grinch marathon maybe with a little old skool Rudolph, go sledding, make a snowman OR perhaps a snow family..huh huh? niiice, drink a whole glass of egg nog (to make Colin proud!<3 because egg nog SUCKS!)

Dunno what has come over me but i am in a ginormous Christmas mood!!!! Buon Natale!!

Now here is a story for you. It goes like this: Fuck you Jerbo! Some roomie to be he turned out to be. Engaged to psycho-whore Steph after dating her for 3 months. Thats all I have to say about that. Enjoy spending all your money on her ridiculous shit! o:D

So in the words of my crazy ASHLEYYYY!!! Here are some words of wisdome "When I grow up and have kids, if we live in a city/town that has a ding-ding man, i'm going to make sure that we have a ding-ding man jar. That way, when the ding-ding is heard, they can quick go to the jar and grab a couple dollars and run after the ding-ding man. I LOOOVE the ding-ding man. and i love watching little kids run after it and how happy it makes them. So, that's definately going down if there's a ding-ding man." So lets all hear it for the ding ding man!!

Let the Holly begin...

So I bought a shirt today. To go with my AUTHENTIC Country Store hat (because I took it from the station when I was with my nonno lol..) and so i bought a white shirt that has some country store blue...i dunno but its pimp. Anyway thats not the point. When I was paying they were all do you need this gift wrapped? and i was like nope! because it was fo me. And when they were putting it in the bag i was like geesh..i wish i woulda gotten that gift wrapped because its not everyday that they ask you if you want something gift wrapped. Probably because not everyday is in the christmas season...but you know what. I shoulda got it gift wrapped. Maybe i'll return it, rebuy it, and then ask for a gift wrap. Except i wore it tonight so that might make issues...hmm.

I need a snorkel and flippers to wear in my big ass bathtub. Someone get on that.

Somehow this just popped into my head. But back around our good old school consolidation 4th grade days the word of the time was "Fuckernoodle" and it still makes me giggle. Laura Lynn thank you for that beautiful word. Gosh, when you were in 4th grade you were sooooo tough. <3 4th grade<3 Especially when Sparky's mom was my teach lol!! MARY JANE!!!!!!!!!!

After all, what are we but our memories...

So since I am in the christmas spirit. Here you go: Natale con i tuoi, Pasqua con chi vuoi! My mom-bot threw that one at me tonight when i suggested we just have a big ass shin dig for christmas. (means: Christmas with your family, Easter with whoever you want)

You and me baby, how bout it?!?!...