Saturday was a RIOT!! Good ol' Bullet Proof Davey doing shots like it was his birthday! Tuh! It was his birthday! lol Like all male stripperish and stuff rawr lol Dav-o please put it back on k? thanks. Anywho, when 12:08 came around Bulletproof Davey managed to pass himself out in the main bathroom. Lay in his yackage, and the like. We called the hospital and they were SOOO nosey....who is it? how old is he? how much did he drink? YEAHHH! Do you want his shoe size too lady? Oh just monitor him...after all that...some answer we get! Stupidface woke me up in the morning though. Still drunk lol. And he jumped on us with his pukey shirt. ewww! And then he was pissed that nobody really fucked with him when he was all wasted and passed out. He's all nobody drew on my face or cut my hair!! I was like Davey we called the hospital, we couldnt really take you up there with a dick drawn on your face. I think he laughed for a half hour.
"Calling it dried plum juice instead of prune juice dose NOT make it taste any better!!"
Everyone has started using stupid new sayings. Here are some. Joe's is "oooh..Mikey likey!" Skeet "Not this kid" Laura Lynn "Dont worry bout dave!" Morgan "Thats ballzy!" Ok..that was retarded...I'll stop now.
"Are you a lesbian" "noo?!?!" "I didnt mean to offend you, I just picked up on a little bit of that lesbian vibe"
CLASSES OFFICIALLY DONE!! WOOOP! WOOP!!
I saved a little boys life at work the other day. He hit his mouth on the poolside and bit through his bottom lip...I helped. Ice pack and all. Good to be somebody's hero.
"Are you a lesbian" "noo?!?!" "I didnt mean to offend you, I just picked up on a little bit of that lesbian vibe"
CLASSES OFFICIALLY DONE!! WOOOP! WOOP!!
I saved a little boys life at work the other day. He hit his mouth on the poolside and bit through his bottom lip...I helped. Ice pack and all. Good to be somebody's hero.